Mage Babe

whatisdisdotcom:

happyting6:

Lmaoooo

Where’s the lie??

(Source: twitter.com, via hijerking)

writing-prompt-s:

10/10 prompt material right here

(Source: nunyabizni, via kingkilling-and-stormlight)

hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

(via rudebeads)

hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

(via rudebeads)

beyoncescock:

my life’s a lie

Its fucking short for macaroni

No one calls it just fucking mac

Its mac nd cheese

(via isnt)

(via bearicorn)

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I’m not like emo nihilist I’m more like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy nihilist like “life is meaningless and the universe does not care about you and it’s full of casual and callous destruction might as well have a party while I still can then”

Like the two forms of nihilism are “nothing matters so why?” and “nothing matters so why not?” and the latter is so much fun

(via ice-labyrinth)

armed-joy:

(Source: paxamericana, via rolling-rogue)

neurolesbian:

aries: power top

taurus: service top

gemini: bottom leaning vers

cancer: pillow princess

leo: power top

virgo: top leaning vers

libra: true vers

scorpio: annoying bottom

sagittarius: true vers

capricorn: incel

aquarius: god

pisces: bottom leaning vers

(via rolling-rogue)

romanticsuggest:

Since there’s a MAP/NOMAP (Meaning “minor attracted person” and “non offending minor attracted person”) flag going around trying to say it fits in with the LGBT community. I would like to say those people aren’t fucking welcome here. Pedophilia doesn’t belong in the community. Call me a fucking anti all you want but being this MAP bullshit is literally pedophilia and it’s VERY illegal. So fuck every single MAP/NOMAP that exists. Unfollow me if you support people in that so called “community” or are a part of it.

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feellikedreaming:

kids-n-teens-blog:

 

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic 

(via hijerking)

cherry-flavored-sigh:

taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up

then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her

(via dapperflapper)

oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

(via greeeaaatkate)

lesbiankiliel:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

(via bearicorn)

estopalwasap:

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

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